This song is awesome.

Artist: System of a Down

Song: Vicinity of Obscenity

Album: Hypnotize

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Why this song is awesome:

If you told me that you had written a metal song with disco breaks about prostitutes, feet and food, I’d have said ‘you must be in System of a Down’.

And I’d be right.

And I’d be awarded an 8 foot tall trophy with an upside down mongoose engraved on it.

And there would be a member of the Royal Family there to give it to me.

And they’d be wearing nothing but socks and a clown nose.

And there would be a tuba orchestra serenading me with a spirited rendition of the A&W song.

It may seem as if I’ve fallen face-first into a pillow made of crack, but I haven’t (yet…). A weird, awesome song deserves a weird, mediocre post.

Best lyrics:

Banana banana banana banana / terra-cotta / banana terra-cotta / terra-cotta / pie.

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P.S. The A&W song FYI

P.P.S. I will send $5 to the person who illustrates my fantasy trophy ceremony in MS Paint. Just post it in the comments.