Artist: Scars On Broadway
Song: Chemicals
Album: Scars On Broadway
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Why this song is awesome:
It’s hard to imagine that Daron wasn’t on some sort of hallucinogen when he wrote this song. There’s only one way to describe how he sounds as he sings/gargles Like we were LOVAAARRRRRSSSSS, which is deranged. But it’s a delightful kind of deranged. Like a serial killer with the personality of Ellen DeGeneres.
Best lyric:
“I grabbed your ass under the covers.”
Artist: System of a Down
Song: Vicinity of Obscenity
Album: Hypnotize
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Why this song is awesome:
If you told me that you had written a metal song with disco breaks about prostitutes, feet and food, I’d have said ‘you must be in System of a Down’.
And I’d be right.
And I’d be awarded an 8 foot tall trophy with an upside down mongoose engraved on it.
And there would be a member of the Royal Family there to give it to me.
And they’d be wearing nothing but socks and a clown nose.
And there would be a tuba orchestra serenading me with a spirited rendition of the A&W song.
It may seem as if I’ve fallen face-first into a pillow made of crack, but I haven’t (yet…). A weird, awesome song deserves a weird, mediocre post.
Best lyrics:
Banana banana banana banana / terra-cotta / banana terra-cotta / terra-cotta / pie.
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P.S. The A&W song FYI
P.P.S. I will send $5 to the person who illustrates my fantasy trophy ceremony in MS Paint. Just post it in the comments.
